Mysterious Leg Bruise Club Vulva mounted on a brushed gold

mounted on a brushed gold backing

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Made from gorgeous reflective mirror acrylic

or somewhere in between - we’re here for it

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Mysterious Leg Bruise Club Vulva mounted on a brushed goldWhere are our pole goblins and perpetually bruised babes at? If you wake up with mystery marks and have no fucking clue how they got there, congrats, youre officially in the club. Our Mysterious Leg Bruise Club mug is for the chaotic souls, the clumsy legends, and anyone whose legs look like theyve been in a bar brawl 11oz ceramic mug with a sneaky attitude Dishwasher & microwave safe Printed in Dannevirke, NZ Custom orders are welcome, personalise