Hip Hip Array Programmers Christmas Tee Size:2X-Large Spoiler: You will wear this

Spoiler: You will wear this to the next client meeting

Ideal for late-night rabbit holes

Because sometimes the only strategy is strategic absence

Photo example shows opposite layout

and subtle dominance

Hip Hip Array Programmers Christmas Tee Size:2X-Large Spoiler: You will wear thisHip Hip Array is a small, tidy joke for programmers who prefer their humour compiled and efficient 100% Organic, Ethically Sourced Cotton. Be the life of the Christmas Party, whilst avoiding eye contact. Set in a clean Unicode font. Printed on quality garments and mugs that survive real use. Understated. Recognisable. Zero explanation provided. Part of the Programmers Humour range.