100% Organic Cotton I hope This TShirt Finds You Well Water Bottle overdue tasks

overdue tasks

Wear this when someone says “quick win” and means “rewrite the app”

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This one prances in on glittery hooves and announces

180gsm: heavy enough to feel real

100% Organic Cotton I hope This TShirt Finds You Well Water Bottle overdue tasksFinally! A shirt that captures the spiritual violence of corporate correspondence. Whether youre ghosting stakeholders or composing your fifth follow up with just checking in, this tee does the emotional labour for you. Crafted for comfort during low bandwidth video calls and high stakes typo regrets. Pairs well with lukewarm coffee, unread attachments, and the creeping sense you were supposed to do something about that. Unlocks: passive aggression,